Ask Tails-Ko

Sorry I’ve been away, folks. Cross-dimensional capers and shenanigans, and all that. I guess I should update all of you on what’s been happening.

For starters, I’m back with Croc. But, this isnt THE Chaos Croc. The Prime version is in his own Neo Robia, dealing with crazy sheep girls and fragile-boned albino foxes. I’ve joined up with an alternate version of him, who actually KNOWS how to be evil. Who’d have thought I’d end up finding one that actually has a working CPU in his head?! Crazy, right?

Since I’ve been away, I’ve decided to delete all of the old messages that were in my inbox. So, feel free to poke and prod me about anything happening between me, Sonic-verse Croc, or any other crazy schemes we might be doing! Till then, twin-tail fans, this is your evil little vixen, signing off!

That’s right, n00bs! Its me, Tails-Ko. Yeah yeah, I know. “Say, weren’t you working for that Chaos Croc robot?” HAH!! His empire was a joke! Everyone there was just his jerk-off material! So I ditched that scene, and set off on my own, determined to be a better villain than anyone!

So before you morons decide to send me your retarded questions, let’s get the obvious out of the way. Yes, I’m evil. No, I will not have sex with you. Yes, I’m a female version of Tails. No, I will not have sex with you. Yes, I tend to wear latex outfits a lot. And no, I will not have sex with you.

All that being said, feel free to ask me anything you like. I’ll try to make time out of my busy schedule to answer it. After all, the world isn’t going to conquer itself!